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| Teandre |
Flint, Mi |
| A girl and her mom was watching a movie and the sex seen came on and the girl ask what were the man and the woman doing so the mom say they were baking a cake so the next night she came in her mom and dad room and say i saw you and daddy baking a cake so i licked the icing off the couch. lol |
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| Nick |
Dekalb, Il |
| There was a guy that had to go to the bathroom really bad. But the mens bathroom door was locked. So he looked around to see if anyone was looking and he ran into the girls bathroom. When he sat down he noticed that there was two buttons right next to him. One of the buttons showed B. P. and the other button showed A. T. R. So he pushed the B. P. button and felt this light fluffy powder on his butt. When he pushed the A. T. R button he past out. The man woke up in the hospital. There was a doctor standing right next to him. The doctor said, " We found you in the girls bathroom." The man said,"Yeah, what did those buttons mean." The doctor said," The B. P. button means baby powder....and the A. T. R. button means automatic tampan remover, oh and another thing your dicks on your pillow." |
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| Jose Camargo |
Gurnee, Illinois |
| A mexican named jose a white boy named aron and a nigger named nicky walk trough a yard and the owner says Honey get the gun she says Why? he says dont ask get it she comes back w/the gun he shoots her and she says why did you shoot me hes says bitch u fucked the gardener and you fucked the pool boy he says im not waiting for you to fuck the Thief. |
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| Jerry |
Indianapolis, Indiana |
| A old couple were laying in bed when the old man looked at his wife and said, honey i know i can't get it up anymore hell its been at least 20 years since that has happend, but can i do anything for you ? she says well i would like for you to lick my pussy one more time, he says well i can do that, so he goes down on her and after a few minuets he comes back up and says, i know it has been 20 years but i don't remember it smelling that bad, and she says oh its arthritis, he says arthritis dosent smell, she say no i have arthritis in my shoulder i havent been able to wipe my ass in two months. Go Colts!!! |
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| Anna |
North London, England |
| A man goes to his Doctor abd says I can't hear, I've got a mince pie in my ear. The Doctor replies'I've got some cream for that !'. |
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| Steve |
Devon, England |
| Aman walked into a bar; OUCH! |
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| Adam |
West Chicago, Il |
| A man walks into a bar. when asked what he wanted "Anything but budwieser" he replied. "Do you have a problem with budwieser" asked the bar tender.". Yes, the other night I drank a 30 pack of budwieser and I blew chunks !" the man replied."Well anyone who drinks that much is going to blow chunks" says the bar tender. And the man said "No, no you don't understand, Chunks is my dog!" |
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| Nabyzko |
Houston, Texas |
| A man goes over to his woman friends house and they start fucking. About half way through, the woman hears her husband opening the front door. The man jumps out of the bed and into the closet. The husband goes into the room and starts having sex with his wife. The man in the closet hears a voice that says,"Dark in here," and its the couple's son. He tells the man, " Hey, do you like my baseball?" And the man says "yeah whatever." The kid says," I'll sell it to you for $300," and the guys tells him "No"and the kid threatens to call out for his dad, so the guy buys the baseball. About a week later the same thing happens again. The guy is in the closet and hears, "Dark in Hear..do you like my baseball glove?" The gyy askes the kid,"how much", and the kid replies,"$700." So the guy buys the glove. The next day, the kid's dad says to him,"Hey son lets go play catch." The boy tells his father that he sold his glove and ball for $1000. The dad is furious and tell his son that he needs to go to church to confess hid sin. The dad took his son to a church and puts him in a confessional booth and walked away. While the kid is sitting in the booth he says,"Dark in here," and the preist says," C'mon Don't Start that shit again." |
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| Nabyzko |
Houston, Texas |
| A blonde walks into a building, then another blonde walks into the building, you think she would have learned from the first one's mistake. |
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| Sean |
Katy, Tx |
| Why did the blonde wear green lipstick? becuase red means stop. |
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